Population | 15.666 billion |
Capital | Neosanctum |
Leader | Supreme Overseer Breena I |
Faith | Kalyan Extropianism |
Currency | FTR credit |
Animal | Mole |
The 2nd Deliberative Theocracy of Free Transhumanists is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overseer Breena I with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.666 billion Kalyans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neosanctum. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Kalyan economy, worth a remarkable 9,549 trillion FTR credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 609,554 FTR credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
Children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, and the country is littered with broken homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free Transhumanists's national animal is the Mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kalyan Extropianism.
Free Transhumanists is ranked 307,202nd in the world and 24th in Free Market Federation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.19 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, the country is littered with broken homes.
- : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers.
- : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted.
- : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
- : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
- : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, pony-derived products are greasing the wheels of industry (Free Transhumanists has found 14 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, hell is not always other people.
- : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
- : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
- : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Opiachus.