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Most Efficient Economies: 39thHighest Disposable Incomes: 54thRudest Citizens: 60th
The 2nd Deliberative Theocracy of
Capitalizt
Moon, Friendship, NationStates, Brain
Influence
Duckspeaker
Trade Representative/Embassy Minister
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Free Transhumanists

Population15.666 billion

CapitalNeosanctum
LeaderSupreme Overseer Breena I
FaithKalyan Extropianism

CurrencyFTR credit
AnimalMole

The 2nd Deliberative Theocracy of Free Transhumanists is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overseer Breena I with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.666 billion Kalyans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neosanctum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kalyan economy, worth a remarkable 9,549 trillion FTR credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 609,554 FTR credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, and the country is littered with broken homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free Transhumanists's national animal is the Mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kalyan Extropianism.

Free Transhumanists is ranked 307,202nd in the world and 24th in Free Market Federation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.19 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 39thHighest Disposable Incomes: 54thRudest Citizens: 60thFattest Citizens: 69thMost Scientifically Advanced: 71stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 80thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 99thMost Avoided: 137thLargest Retail Industry: 139thMost Armed: 145thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 163rdHighest Average Incomes: 199thSmartest Citizens: 229thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 230thMost Valuable International Artwork: 231stMost Rebellious Youth: 253rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 269thHighest Crime Rates: 284thMost Secular: 393rdMost Cultured: 403rdLargest Mining Sector: 432ndLargest Insurance Industry: 445thMost Corrupt Governments: 469thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 470thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 474thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 520thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 540thLargest Gambling Industry: 552ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 553rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 563rdMost Subsidized Industry: 787thLargest Information Technology Sector: 843rdHighest Economic Output: 919thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 922ndLargest Governments: 1,196thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,248thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,435thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,687thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,959thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,829thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,392ndMost Inclusive: 9,001stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,687thMost Patriotic: 15,162ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 22,868thLargest Populations: 24,707th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, the country is littered with broken homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, pony-derived products are greasing the wheels of industry (Free Transhumanists has found 14 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, hell is not always other people.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.

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