Most Efficient Economies: 201st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 524th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,088th
The Territory of
Capitalizt
Freedom is built by an united people
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
WA Delegate / Former President
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Territory of Free States of Canada is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aécio Neves with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.543 billion Free Canadians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campinas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Free Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,190 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 229,566 Free Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,715,979 per year while the poor average 8,946, a ratio of 191 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the children of Free States of Canada are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free States of Canada's national animal is the Platinean Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Free States of Canada is ranked 64,151st in the world and 2nd in The Allied Republics for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,531.29 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top
1%
Most Efficient Economies: 201stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 524thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,088thRudest Citizens: 1,202ndFattest Citizens: 1,230thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,273rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,597thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,639thMost Avoided: 1,642ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,643rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,744thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,871stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,102ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,335thLargest Retail Industry: 2,382ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,542ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,702ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,183rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,214thLargest Mining Sector: 3,289thHighest Economic Output: 3,554thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,763rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,151stMost Pro-Market: 4,690thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,620thMost Armed: 5,676thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,762ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,997thTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,445thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,455thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,708thLargest Populations: 13,413thMost Influential: 13,465thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,651stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,140thLargest Black Market: 15,214th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free States of Canada voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Anarchestan".
  • : Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Free States of Canada's influence in The Allied Republics rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 5% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Free States of Canada voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Securing Nuclear Materials from dastardly Menaces"".
  • : Free States of Canada voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
  • : Free States of Canada voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Securing Nuclear Materials from dastardly Menaces".
  • : Free States of Canada voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Compliance Commission".

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