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Most Efficient Economies: 197th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,060th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,247th
The Territory of
Capitalizt
Freedom is built by an united people
Regional Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate / Former President
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Territory of Free States of Canada is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aécio Neves with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.117 billion Free Canadians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campinas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Free Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,322 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 229,570 Free Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,150,432 per year while the poor average 25,698, a ratio of 44.8 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the children of Free States of Canada are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is relatively low. Free States of Canada's national animal is the Platinean Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Free States of Canada is ranked 8,477th in the world and 1st in The Allied Republics for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,157.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 197thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,060thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,247thFattest Citizens: 1,258thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,259thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,585thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,608thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,630thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,692ndMost Avoided: 1,745thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,864thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,004thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,091stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,448thHighest Average Incomes: 2,830thLargest Retail Industry: 2,909thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,240thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,420thHighest Economic Output: 3,442ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3,446thLargest Mining Sector: 3,481stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,789thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,115thMost Armed: 6,146thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,477thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,737thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,015thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,469thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,509thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,239thLargest Populations: 12,750thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,831stMost Influential: 14,535thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,267thLargest Black Market: 15,657thMost Pro-Market: 15,737thMost Stationary: 17,327th

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