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Most Efficient Economies: 190th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,158th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,198th
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Freedom is built by an united people
Former President
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Free States of Canada

Population11.747 billion

LeaderNelson Marchezan

CurrencyFree Dollar
AnimalPlatinean Horse

The Territory of Free States of Canada is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nelson Marchezan with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.747 billion Free Canadians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curitiba. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Free Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,669 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 227,222 Free Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,147,261 per year while the poor average 25,058, a ratio of 45.8 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the children of Free States of Canada are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is relatively low. Free States of Canada's national animal is the Platinean Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Free States of Canada is ranked 1,426th in the world and 1st in The Allied Republics for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 10,344.3 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 190thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,158thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,198thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,228thFattest Citizens: 1,289thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,426thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,540thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,540thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,707thMost Avoided: 1,896thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,161stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,217thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,680thRudest Citizens: 2,840thHighest Economic Output: 3,173rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,371stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,393rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,456thLargest Mining Sector: 3,702ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,040thLargest Retail Industry: 4,181stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,243rdMost Armed: 5,677thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,679thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,305thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,666thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,070thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,265thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,581stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,731stLargest Populations: 11,439thMost Influential: 12,827thMost Stationary: 13,148thMost Pro-Market: 14,452ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,255thLargest Black Market: 15,495th

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