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Most Efficient Economies: 185th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,071st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,190th
The Territory of
Capitalizt
Freedom is built by an united people
Regional Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate / Former President
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Territory of Free States of Canada is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nelson Marchezan with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.615 billion Free Canadians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curitiba. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Free Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,421 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 228,136 Free Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,143,248 per year while the poor average 25,537, a ratio of 44.8 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the children of Free States of Canada are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is relatively low. Free States of Canada's national animal is the Platinean Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Free States of Canada is ranked 149,801st in the world and 2nd in The Allied Republics for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.38 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Most Efficient Economies: 185thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,071stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,190thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,249thFattest Citizens: 1,262ndTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,519thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,540thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,552ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,723rdMost Avoided: 1,792ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,045thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,086thRudest Citizens: 2,128thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,580thHighest Average Incomes: 2,964thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,189thLargest Retail Industry: 3,255thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,320thHighest Economic Output: 3,348thLargest Mining Sector: 3,497thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,671stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,714thMost Armed: 5,398thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,623rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,840thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,957thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,671stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,604thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,649thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,204thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,599thLargest Populations: 12,059thMost Influential: 13,141stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,450thLargest Black Market: 14,687th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Free States of Canada voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Dank memes"".
  • : Free States of Canada voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Dank memes"".
  • : Free States of Canada voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Stock Exchanges and Foreign investment"".
  • : Free States of Canada voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Stock Exchanges and Foreign investment"".
  • : Free States of Canada voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Choice in Education".
  • : Free States of Canada changed its national capital to "Curitiba" and its leader to "Nelson Marchezan".
  • : Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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