The State of Free State of Pennsylvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.03 billion Free State of Pennsylvanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The very strong Free State of Pennsylvanian economy, worth 929 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 51,525 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 350,309 per year while the poor average 2,768, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, all tariffs have been abolished, and Free State of Pennsylvania has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free State of Pennsylvania's national animal is the deer.

Free State of Pennsylvania is ranked 289,185^th in the world and 2^nd in State of Pennsylvania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 33.78 law-abiding acts per hour.