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Most Stationary: 824thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,511thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,721st
The Democratic People's Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
If we screw it, they will come.
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Free Somalian Llamas

Population26.649 billion

CapitalTiger's Wood
LeaderDaniel

Currencysacajewea
Animaltiger woods' harem

The Democratic People's Republic of Free Somalian Llamas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Daniel with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.649 billion Free Somalian Llamasians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiger's Wood. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Free Somalian Llamasian economy, worth a remarkable 3,563 trillion sacajeweas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,718 sacajeweas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, nose plugs are the latest Free Somalian Llamasian fashion accessory, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Somalian Llamas's national animal is the tiger woods' harem, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Somalian Llamas is ranked 1,511th in the world and 30th in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 30,538.8 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Stationary: 824thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,511thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,721stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,781stMost Pacifist: 2,308thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,528thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,668thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,864thMost Cultured: 3,199thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,665thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,922ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,402ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,482ndHighest Economic Output: 4,568thLargest Populations: 4,625thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,701stHighest Food Quality: 4,703rdNicest Citizens: 5,017thSafest: 5,048thSmartest Citizens: 5,182ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,519thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,621stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,244thMost Inclusive: 9,820thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,842ndLargest Governments: 12,186thBest Weather: 12,290thMost Influential: 12,802ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,192ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,488thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,011thLowest Crime Rates: 17,742ndMost Secular: 17,771stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,486thHighest Average Incomes: 20,657thMost Developed: 23,041st
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Most Stationary: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Cultured: 70th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 70th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionMost Pacifist: 81st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 102nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 103rd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 128th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 138th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 142nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 154th in the regionSafest: 154th in the regionNicest Citizens: 177th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 228th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 229th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 263rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 269th in the regionMost Inclusive: 310th in the regionLargest Governments: 344th in the regionBest Weather: 376th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 377th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 385th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 394th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 499th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 509th in the regionMost Secular: 538th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 618th in the regionMost Developed: 631st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 972nd in the regionNudest: 1,037th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,059th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free Somalian Llamas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Free Somalian Llamas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Free Somalian Llamas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Free Somalian Llamas was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, nose plugs are the latest Free Somalian Llamasian fashion accessory.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Somalian Llamas, most ambassadors from Free Somalian Llamas retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Free Somalian Llamas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

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