Most Efficient Economies: 126th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 759th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,001st
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
United For All
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Civil Rights
Very Good
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The Federation of Free Socialist Canada is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Aleksandr Tremblay with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.342 billion Free Socialist Canadans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Socialist Canadan economy, worth a remarkable 2,126 trillion Free Canadian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,295 Free Canadian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Socialist Canada's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vindicatalism.

Free Socialist Canada is ranked 68,452nd in the world and 1st in The League of Communists for Most Average, scoring 38.93 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Efficient Economies: 126thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 759thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,001stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,385thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,450thTop
Most Developed: 1,705thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,030thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,231stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,363rdSafest: 2,367thMost Pacifist: 2,402ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,523rdNicest Citizens: 2,756thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,975thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,996thLargest Governments: 3,024thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,034thSmartest Citizens: 3,573rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,692ndHighest Economic Output: 3,693rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,177thHealthiest Citizens: 4,448thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,467thLowest Crime Rates: 5,537thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,998thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,006thMost Devout: 6,021stLargest Populations: 6,871stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,203rdMost Cultured: 8,232ndBest Weather: 10,623rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,874thMost Income Equality: 12,100thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,168thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,382nd

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