The Culture of Free Socialism is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by a loose-knit group of concerned Minds with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.727 billion Culture citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Administration and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Socialism Orbital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Culture economy, worth an astonishing 18,334 trillion resources a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 527,964 resources, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the endangered saltwater humpback Worker Ant is only seen in captivity programs, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Socialism's national animal is the Worker Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Free Socialism is ranked 161,776^th in the world and 2^nd in Anticapitalist Alliance for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -13.19 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.