The Culture of Free Socialism is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a loose-knit group of concerned Minds with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.02 billion Culture citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Socialism Orbital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Culture economy, worth an astonishing 22,066 trillion resources a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 565,513 resources, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, populations of two-headed Worker Ants have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Socialism's national animal is the Worker Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Free Socialism is ranked 241,456^th in the world and 5^th in Anticapitalist Alliance for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -45.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.