The Culture of Free Socialism is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a loose-knit group of concerned Minds with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.437 billion Culture citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Socialism Orbital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Culture economy, worth an astonishing 21,572 trillion resources a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 561,256 resources, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, children usually cry on their first day of school, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Socialism's national animal is the Worker Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Free Socialism is ranked 16,046^th in the world and 2^nd in Anticapitalist Alliance for Most Politically Free, scoring 89.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.