Population | 41.661 billion |
Capital | Free Socialism Orbital |
Leader | a loose-knit group of concerned Minds |
Faith | atheism |
Currency | resource |
Animal | Worker Ant |
The Culture of Free Socialism is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a loose-knit group of concerned Minds with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.661 billion Culture citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Socialism Orbital. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Culture economy, worth an astonishing 24,421 trillion resources a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 586,184 resources, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, every week is blindness awareness week, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Socialism's national animal is the Worker Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.
Free Socialism is ranked 175th in the world and 1st in Anticapitalist Alliance for Most Beautiful Environments, with 8,646.85 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Free Socialism, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
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Free Socialism, every week is blindness awareness week.
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Free Socialism, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
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Free Socialism, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
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Free Socialism, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Culture citizens.
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Free Socialism, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
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Free Socialism, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
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Free Socialism, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
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Free Socialism, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
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Free Socialism, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.