The Culture of Free Socialism is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a loose-knit group of concerned Minds with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.034 billion Culture citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Socialism Orbital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Culture economy, worth an astonishing 15,202 trillion resources a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 489,866 resources, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, glamping Culture citizens won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the government is avowedly secular, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Socialism's national animal is the Worker Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Free Socialism is ranked 21^st in the world and 1^st in Anticapitalist Alliance for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 245.76 on the Kitten Softness Rating.