The Culture of Free Socialism is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a loose-knit group of concerned Minds with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.426 billion Culture citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Socialism Orbital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Culture economy, worth an astonishing 23,341 trillion resources a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 577,386 resources, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The children of Free Socialism are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, skateparks can be found in every city, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and the aims of top-secret Culture science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Socialism's national animal is the Worker Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Free Socialism is ranked 188,949^th in the world and 6^th in Anticapitalist Alliance for Most Authoritarian, with 349.6 milliStalins.