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Most Secular: 2,740th Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,830th Most Rebellious Youth: 6,338th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Progress is the cornerstone of society
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Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Free Sirrai

Population3.353 billion

LeaderMaanfall

Currencyfall
Animalswan

The Commonwealth of Free Sirrai is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maanfall with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 3.353 billion Free Sirraians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Free Sirraian economy, worth 427 trillion falls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,617 falls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times. Crime is totally unknown. Free Sirrai's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Sirrai is ranked 11,462nd in the world and 496th in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 82.53 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Secular: 2,740thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,830thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,338thLargest Retail Industry: 7,259thNicest Citizens: 8,173rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,337thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,349thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,392ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,482ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,513thMost Developed: 8,617thBest Weather: 8,672ndTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 9,241stRudest Citizens: 9,867thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,211thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,109thSmartest Citizens: 11,462ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,799thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,961stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,687thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,237thHealthiest Citizens: 14,608thLargest Governments: 15,044thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,811th
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Most Secular: 111th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 296th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 324th in the regionRudest Citizens: 336th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 358th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 359th in the regionMost Developed: 367th in the regionNicest Citizens: 383rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 386th in the regionBest Weather: 387th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 402nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 435th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 455th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 457th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 460th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 478th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 496th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 500th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 508th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Free Sirrai, hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Sirrai, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Sirrai, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Sirrai, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Sirrai, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in Free Sirrai, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Sirrai, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Free Sirrai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Sirrai, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Sirrai, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.

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