The Free Land of Free Sevastopol is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 168 million Sevastopolians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The thriving Free Sevastopolian economy, worth 13.1 trillion Sevastopolian Tiboes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 77,922 Sevastopolian Tiboes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, Max Barry is this year's Miss Free Sevastopol, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Sevastopolian Tiboes to support "struggling" industries, and some say Leader has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons. Crime is totally unknown. Free Sevastopol's national animal is the seal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Free Sevastopol is ranked 259,257^th in the world and 1,291^st in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 255.68 pounds of wildlife per square mile.