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Safest: 227thMost Advanced Public Education: 256thMost Rebellious Youth: 281st
The Pastafarian Dudeism of
Democratic Socialists
Think, before you believe!
Dude Thortelloni
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Free secular Humanists

Population38.438 billion

LeaderDude Thortelloni

Currencyvirtual pearl

The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular Humanists is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dude Thortelloni with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 38.438 billion free and secular Humanists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reason. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse free and secular economy, worth a remarkable 9,328 trillion virtual pearls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,693 virtual pearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, the government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free secular Humanists's national animal is the bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free secular Humanists is ranked 301,577th in the world and 16th in The Atheist Empire for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -47.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Safest: 227thMost Advanced Public Education: 256thMost Rebellious Youth: 281stLeast Corrupt Governments: 354thMost Advanced Public Transport: 439thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 516thMost Pacifist: 678thLowest Crime Rates: 707thSmartest Citizens: 723rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 744thMost Cheerful Citizens: 965thHighest Economic Output: 967thHighest Average Tax Rates: 968thLargest Governments: 1,054thHealthiest Citizens: 1,170thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,209thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,231stMost Cultured: 1,260thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,387thNicest Citizens: 1,424thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,638thLargest Populations: 1,719thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,739thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,812thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,847thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,011thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,037thHighest Food Quality: 2,163rdMost Secular: 2,172ndTop
Best Weather: 4,029thMost Inclusive: 4,434thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,897thHighest Average Incomes: 5,766thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,384thMost Influential: 6,755thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,822ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,855thMost Developed: 17,498thMost Income Equality: 18,064thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,800thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,097th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the region

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