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Safest: 184thMost Advanced Public Education: 244thMost Rebellious Youth: 247th
The Pastafarian Dudeism of
Democratic Socialists
Think, before you believe!
Dude Thortelloni
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Free secular Humanists

Population32.448 billion

LeaderDude Thortelloni

Currencyvirtual pearl

The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular Humanists is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dude Thortelloni with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.448 billion Free and secular Humanists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reason. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Free and secular economy, worth a remarkable 7,716 trillion virtual pearls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,799 virtual pearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free secular Humanists's national animal is the bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free secular Humanists is ranked 17,180th in the world and 9th in The Atheist Empire for Most Developed, scoring 85.31 on the Human Development Index.

Safest: 184thMost Advanced Public Education: 244thMost Rebellious Youth: 247thLeast Corrupt Governments: 249thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 333rdMost Pacifist: 347thSmartest Citizens: 552ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 557thLowest Crime Rates: 564thHighest Average Tax Rates: 635thMost Cheerful Citizens: 665thLargest Governments: 672ndHealthiest Citizens: 763rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 767thLongest Average Lifespans: 772ndMost Cultured: 866thHighest Economic Output: 891stNicest Citizens: 955thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,006thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,129thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,133rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,159thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,264thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,330thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,446thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,710thLargest Populations: 1,852ndTop
Most Secular: 2,871stMost Inclusive: 3,374thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,423rdBest Weather: 3,719thHighest Average Incomes: 4,048thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,884thMost Influential: 7,269thTop
Most Income Equality: 13,992ndMost Developed: 17,180thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,260thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,982ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,629th
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the region

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