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Safest: 158th Most Advanced Public Education: 222nd Least Corrupt Governments: 229th
The Pastafarian Dudeism of
Democratic Socialists
Think, before you believe!
Dude Thortelloni
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Good

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Free secular Humanists

Population29.147 billion

CapitalReason
LeaderDude Thortelloni

Currencyvirtual pearl
Animalbonobo

The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular Humanists is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dude Thortelloni with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 29.147 billion Free and secular Humanists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reason. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Free and secular economy, worth a remarkable 6,724 trillion virtual pearls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,709 virtual pearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Free secular Humanists, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free secular Humanists's national animal is the bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free secular Humanists is ranked 782nd in the world and 2nd in The Atheist Empire for Most Cultured, scoring 337 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Safest: 158thMost Advanced Public Education: 222ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 229thMost Rebellious Youth: 245thMost Pacifist: 259thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 299thSmartest Citizens: 440thLowest Crime Rates: 506thHighest Average Tax Rates: 574thLargest Governments: 578thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 656thHealthiest Citizens: 673rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 675thMost Cheerful Citizens: 676thNicest Citizens: 759thMost Cultured: 782ndHighest Economic Output: 843rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 879thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,044thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,061stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,087thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,092ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,144thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,226thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,252ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,569thTop
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Largest Populations: 1,935thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,406thMost Secular: 2,585thMost Inclusive: 2,740thBest Weather: 2,992ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,769thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,499thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,667thMost Influential: 5,768thTop
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Most Income Equality: 11,753rdMost Developed: 12,738thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,853rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,054th
Top
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free secular Humanists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Free secular Humanists, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
  • : Free secular Humanists was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Free secular Humanists, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in Free secular Humanists, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Free secular Humanists.
  • : Following new legislation in Free secular Humanists, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
  • : Following new legislation in Free secular Humanists, Dude Thortelloni spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
  • : Free secular Humanists lodged a message on the The Atheist Empire Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Free secular Humanists, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
  • : Free secular Humanists was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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