by Max Barry

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Safest: 170thLeast Corrupt Governments: 238thMost Rebellious Youth: 244th
The Pastafarian Dudeism of
Democratic Socialists
Think, before you believe!
Dude Thortelloni
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Free secular Humanists

Population30.883 billion

LeaderDude Thortelloni

Currencyvirtual pearl

The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular Humanists is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dude Thortelloni with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.883 billion Free and secular Humanists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reason. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Free and secular economy, worth a remarkable 7,169 trillion virtual pearls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,158 virtual pearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, atheist missionaries spread doubt overseas, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free secular Humanists's national animal is the bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free secular Humanists is ranked 79,152nd in the world and 14th in The Atheist Empire for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,684.51 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Safest: 170thLeast Corrupt Governments: 238thMost Rebellious Youth: 244thMost Advanced Public Education: 259thMost Pacifist: 324thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 332ndSmartest Citizens: 520thLowest Crime Rates: 521stHighest Average Tax Rates: 590thLargest Governments: 609thMost Advanced Public Transport: 644thMost Cheerful Citizens: 671stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 697thHealthiest Citizens: 723rdLongest Average Lifespans: 736thNicest Citizens: 807thMost Cultured: 849thHighest Economic Output: 914thMost Compassionate Citizens: 969thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,074thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,104thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,168thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,288thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,304thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,358thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,576thLargest Populations: 1,879thTop
Most Secular: 2,898thMost Inclusive: 2,917thBest Weather: 3,092ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,206thHighest Average Incomes: 4,167thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,654thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,997thMost Influential: 7,023rdTop
Most Income Equality: 13,088thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,278thMost Developed: 17,311thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,795thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,350th
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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