The Incorporated States of Free Reperonaopia is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 434 million Free Reperonaopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 12.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Free Reperonaopian economy, worth 20.2 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,453 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Vaccinations are mandatory, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, and on-duty Air Free Reperonaopia flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free Reperonaopia's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Free Reperonaopia is ranked 237,797^th in the world and 63^rd in Empires Forever United for Nudest, with 81 cheeks per square mile.