The Republic of Free Osean is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, otherworldly petting zoo, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.485 billion Oseanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Oseanian economy, worth 429 trillion Osean Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,711 Osean Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Osean's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Osean is ranked 9,314^th in the world and 498^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,213.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.