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Most Armed: 2,603rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,563rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,625th
The Kristala Kastelo Respubliko of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
El Multaj Popoloj, Forto
Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Free Norfolk City

Population4.495 billion

CapitalRedwall
LeaderPresident Lorraine Kindrakewich
FaithDiismo

CurrencySpesmilo
AnimalCoyote

The Kristala Kastelo Respubliko of Free Norfolk City is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Lorraine Kindrakewich with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.495 billion Norfolkites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redwall. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norfolkite economy, worth a remarkable 1,023 trillion Spesmiloj a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,670 Spesmiloj, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Norfolkite satellites can detect it. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Norfolk City's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Diismo.

Free Norfolk City is ranked 241,772nd in the world and 10th in Varathron for Best Weather, with 87 meters of sunlight.

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Most Armed: 2,603rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4,563rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,625thLargest Retail Industry: 6,069thRudest Citizens: 7,123rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,145thLargest Black Market: 7,253rdLargest Gambling Industry: 8,175thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,724thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,164thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,987thMost Efficient Economies: 10,831stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,446thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,986thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,303rdMost Developed: 13,218thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,426thMost Patriotic: 13,452ndMost Cultured: 13,701stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,717thMost Secular: 14,023rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,206thNudest: 14,256thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,620thLargest Governments: 16,439thHighest Food Quality: 17,353rdSmartest Citizens: 18,069thMost Inclusive: 18,250thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,350thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,328thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,548thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,823rd
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Free Norfolk City, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Norfolkite satellites can detect it.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Norfolk City, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Norfolk City, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Norfolk City, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Norfolk City, President Lorraine Kindrakewich's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Free Norfolk City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Norfolk City, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
  • : Free Norfolk City was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Free Norfolk City, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Norfolk City, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all.

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