The Aeque of Free Las Pinas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.031 billion Pinjins are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xansen. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pinji economy, worth 267 trillion Intergalactic Standard Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 131,772 Intergalactic Standard Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, sex changes are routinely performed at Free Las Pinas's hospitals, in a baffling press conference Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki proudly dismantled a broken door, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Blue-striped Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 242,353^rd in the world and 1,003^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 16.95 Whatever.