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Most Valuable International Artwork: 63rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,629thNicest Citizens: 1,693rd
The Tropical Refreshments of
Left-wing Utopia
real men head boop their kitties daily uwu ฅ^ﻌ^ฅ
Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki
Influence
Shoeshiner
Minister of Education
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Free Las Pinas

Population2.637 billion

CapitalXansen
LeaderArch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki

CurrencyIntergalactic Standard Unit
AnimalBlue-striped Tiger

The Tropical Refreshments of Free Las Pinas is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.637 billion Pinjins are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xansen. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pinji economy, worth 385 trillion Intergalactic Standard Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 146,150 Intergalactic Standard Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki has more friends than ever before, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Pinji resumés, and terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. Crime is totally unknown. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Blue-striped Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 3,479th in the world and 63rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,779.57 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 63rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,629thNicest Citizens: 1,693rdMost Pacifist: 1,893rdMost Inclusive: 2,132ndTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,380thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,894thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,228thMost Influential: 3,373rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,479thHighest Food Quality: 3,667thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,029thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,089thBest Weather: 4,700thSafest: 5,138thMost Efficient Economies: 5,324thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,504thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,605thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,650thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,709thMost Cultured: 5,902ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,629thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,825thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,612thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,814thLargest Governments: 8,459thMost Developed: 8,640thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,977thSmartest Citizens: 9,508thMost Income Equality: 9,635thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,280thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,769thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 10,870thLowest Crime Rates: 11,739thMost Secular: 14,413thHighest Average Incomes: 15,163rdMost Rebellious Youth: 15,737thLargest Retail Industry: 17,809thMost Politically Free: 19,050th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 24th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 42nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 45th in the regionMost Pacifist: 46th in the regionMost Inclusive: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 63rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 64th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 76th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 77th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 82nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 91st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free Las Pinas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Pinji resumés.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki has more friends than ever before.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, posters on 'Pinji Values' advise against being proud of Free Las Pinas.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, glamping Pinjins won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, national surveys report that bellies are getting fuller while heads are getting emptier.

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