The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Las Pinas is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Imperator Christopher Guzman with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 787 million Las Piñeroes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piñeapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Las Piñero economy, worth 102 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,850 Philippine Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', and the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare". Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Bright Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 4,953^rd in the world and 221^st in 10000 Islands for Most Influential, scoring 14,491 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.