The Tropical Refreshments of Free Las Pinas is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.125 billion Pinjins are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xansen. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinji economy, worth 500 trillion Intergalactic Standard Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 160,247 Intergalactic Standard Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime is totally unknown. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Blue-striped Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 7,382^nd in the world and 110^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.79 law-abiding acts per hour.