The Tropical Refreshments of Free Las Pinas is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.637 billion Pinjins are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xansen. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pinji economy, worth 385 trillion Intergalactic Standard Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 146,150 Intergalactic Standard Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki has more friends than ever before, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Pinji resumés, and terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. Crime is totally unknown. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Blue-striped Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 3,479^th in the world and 63^rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,779.57 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.