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Most Valuable International Artwork: 78thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,627thMost Influential: 4,953rd
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Free Las Pinas

Population787 million

LeaderImperator Christopher Guzman

CurrencyPhilippine Peso
AnimalBright Pegasus

The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Las Pinas is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Imperator Christopher Guzman with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 787 million Las Piñeroes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piñeapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Las Piñero economy, worth 102 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,850 Philippine Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', and the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare". Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Bright Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 4,953rd in the world and 221st in 10000 Islands for Most Influential, scoring 14,491 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 78thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,627thMost Influential: 4,953rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,873rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,101stRudest Citizens: 6,106thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,503rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,945thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,531stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11,134thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,868thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,169thMost Politically Free: 14,828thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,919thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,086thMost Inclusive: 15,545thNicest Citizens: 15,623rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,457thHighest Average Incomes: 19,100thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,252ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,672ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,129thSmartest Citizens: 21,877th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 61st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 71st in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 80th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Extreme: 104th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 109th in the regionRudest Citizens: 115th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 135th in the region

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