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Most Valuable International Artwork: 100thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,597thRudest Citizens: 4,744th
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Free Las Pinas

Population750 million

CapitalPiñeapolis
LeaderImperator Christopher Guzman

CurrencyPhilippine Peso
AnimalBright Pegasus

The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Las Pinas is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Imperator Christopher Guzman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 750 million Las Piñeroes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piñeapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Las Piñero economy, worth 97.1 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,453 Philippine Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The wreckages of bombed planes that litter Free Las Pinas are highly popular tourist destinations, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, and even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Bright Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 4,744th in the world and 86th in 10000 Islands for Rudest Citizens, with 146.32 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 100thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,597thRudest Citizens: 4,744thMost Influential: 4,967thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,985thLargest Retail Industry: 6,029thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,619thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,818thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,410thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,315thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,068thMost Politically Free: 14,705thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,029thMost Inclusive: 15,711thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,482ndNicest Citizens: 17,255thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,946thHighest Average Incomes: 19,145thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,328thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,616thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,719thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,032ndSmartest Citizens: 21,879th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 56th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 74th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 81st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 83rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Extreme: 105th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 107th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 135th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free Las Pinas changed its national leader to "Imperator Christopher Guzman".
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister.
  • : Free Las Pinas lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Free Las Pinas lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Free Las Pinas lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
  • : Free Las Pinas lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Free Las Pinas are highly popular tourist destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.

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