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Most Valuable International Artwork: 51stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,232ndMost Influential: 4,281st
The Parliamentary Republic of
New York Times Democracy
more espresso; less depresso °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
Prime Minister Victor Nikiforov
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Free Las Pinas

Population1.479 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Victor Nikiforov


The Parliamentary Republic of Free Las Pinas is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Victor Nikiforov with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.479 billion Las Piñeroes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piñeapolis. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Las Piñero economy, worth 189 trillion hugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,827 hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Las Piñero language, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 6,856th in the world and 61st in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,016.09 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 51stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,232ndTop
Most Influential: 4,281stMost Pacifist: 6,549thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,856thNicest Citizens: 7,135thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,191stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,281stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,344thLargest Retail Industry: 7,472ndMost Inclusive: 9,197thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,718thMost Efficient Economies: 9,851stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,682ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,506thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,887thMost Politically Free: 17,661stHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,515thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,843rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,900thMost Developed: 19,114thMost Secular: 19,470thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,339thHighest Average Incomes: 20,579thSmartest Citizens: 20,861stMost Cultured: 22,607thBest Weather: 22,883rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionMost Politically Free: 29th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 61st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 104th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 109th in the region

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