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Most Valuable International Artwork: 68thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,068thNicest Citizens: 1,126th
The Tropical Refreshments of
Left-wing Utopia
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Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki
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Free Las Pinas

Population3.125 billion

CapitalXansen
LeaderArch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki

CurrencyIntergalactic Standard Unit
AnimalBlue-striped Tiger

The Tropical Refreshments of Free Las Pinas is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Arch-Commissar Ryu Sora Haruki with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.125 billion Pinjins are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xansen. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinji economy, worth 500 trillion Intergalactic Standard Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 160,247 Intergalactic Standard Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime is totally unknown. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Blue-striped Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 7,382nd in the world and 110th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.79 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 68thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,068thNicest Citizens: 1,126thMost Pacifist: 1,200thMost Inclusive: 1,546thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,629thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,007thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,063rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,188thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,293rdTop
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Highest Food Quality: 2,699thMost Influential: 2,742ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,856thBest Weather: 3,071stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,176thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,331stSafest: 3,339thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,885thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,071stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,294thMost Efficient Economies: 4,343rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,623rdMost Cultured: 4,889thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,026thLargest Governments: 5,277thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,286thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,547thMost Developed: 6,390thHealthiest Citizens: 7,099thSmartest Citizens: 7,109thLowest Crime Rates: 7,382ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,068thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,594thMost Income Equality: 10,959thHighest Average Incomes: 12,014thTop
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Most Secular: 13,539thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,410thMost Politically Free: 22,385th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 35th in the regionMost Income Equality: 40th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionMost Politically Free: 59th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 59th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 64th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 65th in the regionSafest: 65th in the regionBest Weather: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Governments: 85th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 88th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 93rd in the regionMost Cultured: 95th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 98th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 110th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 112th in the regionMost Developed: 132nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 144th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Free Las Pinas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Xansen Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.

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