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Most Stationary: 7,252ndMost Influential: 10,236thLargest Populations: 12,435th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Freedom to Kolechians!
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Free Kolechia

Population22.768 billion

CapitalKashgar
LeaderPresident Safadi
FaithIslam and Kolechian Orthodox

CurrencyNaxar
AnimalSnow Leopard

The Republic of Free Kolechia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Safadi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 22.768 billion Kolechians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kashgar. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kolechian economy, worth a remarkable 1,273 trillion Naxars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,911 Naxars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and the 'sing-a-long with President Safadi' album is a popular souvenir. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Kolechia's national animal is the Snow Leopard and its national religion is Islam and Kolechian Orthodox.

Free Kolechia is ranked 184,489th in the world and 52nd in Greater Dienstad for Most Conservative, scoring 45.36 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Stationary: 7,252ndMost Influential: 10,236thLargest Populations: 12,435thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,511thHighest Economic Output: 22,873rd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free Kolechia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Economic Output, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Free Kolechia published "Foreign Relations of Kolechia" (Factbook: International).
  • : Free Kolechia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Free Kolechia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Theocratic Matriarchy of Holy Marsh, killing 41 million zombies.
  • : Free Kolechia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ardenfontein, curing 8 million infected.
  • : Free Kolechia was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from Communist oldwitch, curing 21 million infected.
  • : Free Kolechia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Inactive Nation of The Python, curing 107 million infected.
  • : Free Kolechia was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Apatosaurus, curing 71 million infected.
  • : Free Kolechia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Eternal Union of The Ice States, curing 78 million infected.
  • : Free Kolechia was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from Communist oldwitch, curing 9 million infected.

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