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Most Stationary: 14,776th Largest Populations: 16,400th Most Influential: 16,797th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Freedom to Kolechians!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Free Kolechia

Population11.751 billion

LeaderPresident Safadi
FaithIslam and Kolechian Orthodox

AnimalSnow Leopard

The Republic of Free Kolechia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Safadi with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 11.751 billion Kolechians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kashgar. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kolechian economy, worth 609 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,846 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Kolechia's national animal is the Snow Leopard and its national religion is Islam and Kolechian Orthodox.

Free Kolechia is ranked 67,807th in the world and 23rd in Greater Dienstad for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Stationary: 14,776thLargest Populations: 16,400thMost Influential: 16,797th

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