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Most Stationary: 7,585thMost Influential: 10,522ndLargest Populations: 12,532nd
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Freedom to Kolechians!
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Truckler
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
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Free Kolechia

Population22.621 billion

CapitalKashgar
LeaderPresident Safadi
FaithIslam and Kolechian Orthodox

CurrencyNaxar
AnimalSnow Leopard

The Republic of Free Kolechia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Safadi with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 22.621 billion Kolechians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kashgar. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kolechian economy, worth a remarkable 1,264 trillion Naxars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,911 Naxars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and the 'sing-a-long with President Safadi' album is a popular souvenir. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Kolechia's national animal is the Snow Leopard and its national religion is Islam and Kolechian Orthodox.

Free Kolechia is ranked 33,755th in the world and 15th in Greater Dienstad for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,262ndHighest Economic Output: 22,798th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the region

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