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Most Authoritarian: 8,220th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,830th
The Community of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We Will Endure
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Free Italia AU

Population2.812 billion

CapitalNapoli
LeaderAgrippa Patriarca

Currencylira
Animallion

The Community of Free Italia AU is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Agrippa Patriarca with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.812 billion Free Italians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napoli. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Italian economy, worth 93.2 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,138 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Free Italia AU, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Italia AU's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Free Italia AU is ranked 133,548th in the world and 10th in Alternate Earth for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 34.89 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Authoritarian: 8,220thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,830th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free Italia AU's influence in Alternate Earth fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Free Italia AU's influence in Alternate Earth rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Free Italia AU, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Free Italia AU was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Free Italia AU, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'.
  • : Free Italia AU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Italia AU, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Free Italia AU.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Italia AU, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Free Italia AU was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Free Italia AU, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.

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