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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,754thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,239thMost Armed: 10,783rd
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For the Republic of Free Guaya!
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Free Guaya

Population417 million

CapitalAlbizus City

CurrencyGuamines
AnimalHammer head Shark

The Armed Republic of Free Guaya is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, vat-grown people, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 417 million Free Guayans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albizus City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Guayan economy, worth 42.7 trillion Guamineses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,512 Guamineses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 310,789 per year while the poor average 26,293, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Free Guaya's national animal is the Hammer head Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Guaya is ranked 99,062nd in the world and 167th in Talonia for Most Conservative, scoring 63.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,754thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,239thMost Armed: 10,783rdTop
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Most Influential: 16,583rdLargest Retail Industry: 19,207thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,637thBest Weather: 20,772ndMost Beautiful Environments: 22,801stMost Patriotic: 25,960thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,230th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionMost Devout: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionMost Average: 46th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 52nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Free Guaya, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Guaya, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Guaya, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Free Guaya voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Marine Wildlife Collisions".
  • : Following new legislation in Free Guaya, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Free Guaya lodged a message on the Talonia Regional Message Board.
  • : Free Guaya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Guaya, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Guaya, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Guaya, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.

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