The Commonwealth of Free Gaelic Archipelago is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 20.701 billion Free Gaelic Archipelagoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Free Gaelic Archipelagoan economy, worth 676 trillion guineas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,683 guineas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Gaelic Archipelago's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free Gaelic Archipelago is ranked 127,796^th in the world and 2^nd in Conaidhm na Cairde for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.94 law-abiding acts per hour.