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Largest Agricultural Sector: 151stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 855thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,038th
The Reformed Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists
All men serve in the light of the Emperor
Emperor Elect Souhta
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Free Empire of the Low Isles

Population11.937 billion

LeaderEmperor Elect Souhta
FaithThe Church of the True Emperor

AnimalItinese Islesian Squid

The Reformed Imperium of Free Empire of the Low Isles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Elect Souhta with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.937 billion Low Islesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shiikan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Low Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,916 trillion tilvis a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 244,355 tilvis, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,433,982 per year while the poor average 19,451, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

The police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Low Islesian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, light entertainment isn't dead, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Empire of the Low Isles's national animal is the Itinese Islesian Squid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of the True Emperor.

Free Empire of the Low Isles is ranked 220,090th in the world and 14th in Winterfell for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 43.65 Whatever.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 151stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 855thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,038thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,323rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,538thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,558thLargest Black Market: 1,678thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,002ndMost Armed: 2,173rdMost Devout: 2,338thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,732ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,798thMost Cultured: 4,915thHighest Economic Output: 5,009thHealthiest Citizens: 6,191stLargest Gambling Industry: 8,295thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,553rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,954thMost Efficient Economies: 9,122ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,472ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,756thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,780thMost Developed: 10,101stMost Stationary: 10,548thRudest Citizens: 11,445thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,281stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,526thLargest Governments: 12,880thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,345thMost Influential: 14,470thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,227thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,624thSmartest Citizens: 16,188thLargest Mining Sector: 17,707thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,152ndMost Beautiful Environments: 18,200thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,948thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,963rd
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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