The Federal Republic of Free Congolese State is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.043 billion Congolese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Léopoldville. The average income tax rate is 15.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Congolese economy, worth 455 trillion Blanjs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 64,716 Blanjs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, replacement organs are grown in vats, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Free Congolese State's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Congolese State is ranked 153,829^th in the world and 5^th in United Federation of the Blanji Alliance for Highest Crime Rates, with 3.01 crimes per hour.