The Republic of Free Citizens of the Phlippines is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 293 million Filipinos enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 22.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Free Citizens of the Phlippinesian economy, worth 27.1 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,519 Philippine Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, it's best not to ask what goes into Manila Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Citizens of the Phlippines's national animal is the Tamaraw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Citizens of the Phlippines is ranked 160,612^th in the world and 1^st in Southeast Asian Nations for Most Stationary, with 46.0420885886 days.