The Miniskirtalicious Nonsense of Free Cape Territories is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning lion population. The hard-working, democratic population of 979 million Free Cape Territorials are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The thriving Free Cape Territorial economy, worth 61.2 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 62,489 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 221,192 per year while the poor average 12,746, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free Cape Territories's national animal is the lion.

Free Cape Territories is ranked 203,133^rd in the world and 11^th in Bluecrown Keep for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 612.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.