The United Socialist States of Free Canadian Republic is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 304 million liberated humans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Free Canadian Republican economy, worth 7.99 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 26,281 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supervisors in Free Canadian Republic commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share squirrel memes rather than government policy, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and most ambassadors from Free Canadian Republic retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Canadian Republic's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Canadian Republic is ranked 31,328^th in the world and 583^rd in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 849.8 pounds of wildlife per square mile.