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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,369th Most Influential: 3,236th Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,170th
The Stiffy States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Scum Gang
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Free 69 XD rawr

Population1.195 billion

CapitalThe Federal Jail
LeaderKaiwan Bowman
FaithPedophilism

CurrencySkittles
Animal6ix9ine

The Stiffy States of Free 69 XD rawr is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiwan Bowman with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, triple-decker prams, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.195 billion Pedophiles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Federal Jail. The average income tax rate is 34.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Blood economy, worth 129 trillion Skittleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 108,333 Skittleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, and the children of Free 69 XD rawr are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free 69 XD rawr's national animal is the 6ix9ine and its national religion is Pedophilism.

Free 69 XD rawr is ranked 103,204th in the world and 4,020th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 47.59 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,369thMost Influential: 3,236thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,170thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,217thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,477thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,390thMost Average: 12,031stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,440thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,026th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 154th in the regionMost Average: 182nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 268th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 277th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 336th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 370th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 402nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 448th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 468th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 473rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 474th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 493rd in the regionMost Cultured: 515th in the regionMost Developed: 521st in the region

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