The Ambassadorial Office of Free4All is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Free4All with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, lack of airports, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 45.533 billion Free4Allians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TheOffice. The average income tax rate is 10.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Free4Allian economy, worth an astonishing 12,369 trillion Polar Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 271,653 Polar Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

People stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, happiness is all being miserable together, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free4All's national animal is the Antarctic Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Free4All is ranked 14,028^th in the world and 2^nd in Antarctica for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.28 law-abiding acts per hour.