The People's Republic of Fredonion is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Onion with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.642 billion Fredonionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fred. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fredonionian economy, worth 335 trillion Onions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 127,049 Onions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

People talk about things being better when men were men, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fredonion's national animal is the Ogre, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Fredonion is ranked 40,762^nd in the world and 66^th in New Western Empire for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,117.47 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.