The Republic of Freddy Fazbear Pizza is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Scott Cawthon with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.311 billion birthday boys and girls are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hurricane Utah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Freddy Fazbear Pizzan economy, worth 579 trillion Fazcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 134,336 Fazcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 582,316 per year while the poor average 19,678, a ratio of 29.6 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, private law firms are unheard of, and the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Freddy Fazbear Pizza's national animal is the Fazbear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Freddy Fazbear Pizza is ranked 147,515^th in the world and 53^rd in Capitalist Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.25 law-abiding acts per hour.