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Highest Crime Rates: 725thMost Armed: 771stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,073rd
The Dictatorship of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Worship me
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom

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Population3.863 billion

CapitalFreddy Fazbear's Pizza
LeaderGolden Freddy

CurrencyGaming Token
AnimalFreddy Fazbear

The Dictatorship of Freddy3 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Golden Freddy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 3.863 billion Freddy3ians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Freddy3ian economy, worth 993 trillion Gaming Tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 257,278 Gaming Tokens, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, Freddy3 is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Freddy3's national animal is the Freddy Fazbear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freddyism.

Freddy3 is ranked 246,862nd in the world and 10,549th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12.59 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Highest Crime Rates: 725thMost Armed: 771stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,073rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,187thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,365thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,481stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,757thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,833rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,003rdFattest Citizens: 2,087thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,268thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,392ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,408thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,402ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,554thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,891stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,206thMost Inclusive: 4,582ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,593rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,651stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,716thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,377thRudest Citizens: 5,788thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,979thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,385thHighest Food Quality: 6,662ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,845thMost Cultured: 6,893rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,596thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,986thSmartest Citizens: 9,845thLargest Black Market: 10,144thMost Avoided: 10,695thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,139thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,404thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,712thMost Secular: 13,751stLargest Governments: 14,434thHighest Economic Output: 19,915thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,893rdMost Beautiful Environments: 25,167th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 44th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 49th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 54th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 57th in the regionFattest Citizens: 62nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 65th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 68th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 114th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 119th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 120th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 129th in the regionLargest Black Market: 156th in the regionMost Inclusive: 159th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 168th in the regionRudest Citizens: 196th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 201st in the regionMost Cultured: 204th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 211th in the regionMost Avoided: 245th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 265th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 290th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 317th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 339th in the regionNudest: 359th in the regionLargest Governments: 379th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 404th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 407th in the regionMost Secular: 432nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 537th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 623rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 779th in the regionLargest Populations: 783rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 961st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Freddy3, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
  • : Following new legislation in Freddy3, Freddy3 is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Freddy3, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in Freddy3, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Following new legislation in Freddy3, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Freddy3, Freddy3 isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Freddy3, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Freddy3, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Freddy3, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Golden Freddy day after day.
  • : Freddy3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.


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