The Fearless Flying Frog Brigade of Fratt Armed Forces is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic, humorless population of 24.269 billion Fratts love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The enormous but inefficient Fratt Armed Forcesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,526 trillion francolinos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 62,918 francolinos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fratt Armed Forcesian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fratt Armed Forces's national animal is the guerrilla fighter, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fratt Armed Forces is ranked 2,421^st in the world and 1^st in Artificial Solar System for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.21 percentage of bribes refused.