The Holy State of Frankland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Franklin IV with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 15.361 billion Franklanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rowandale. The average income tax rate is 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Frankish economy, worth a remarkable 2,083 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 135,652 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

All new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst eagles, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, and high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Frankland's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heatagramism.

Frankland is ranked 246,895^th in the world and 1^st in the Isles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.97 law-abiding acts per hour.