by Max Barry

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The Jingoistic States of
Moralistic Democracy
This Motto Space For Sale
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Frank Church

Population11.826 billion

CurrencyMoney
AnimalLion

The Jingoistic States of Frank Church is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 11.826 billion Frank Churchians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 34.0%.

The Frank Churchian economy, worth 466 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,441 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Interest in globalism never flags, train stations can be 'armful places, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, and the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frank Church's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Frank Church is ranked 91,258th in the world and 96th in The Gallery for Most Stationary, with 497.3060706128 days.

Top
5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Most Devout: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Frank Church, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
  • : Following new legislation in Frank Church, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.
  • : Following new legislation in Frank Church, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • : Following new legislation in Frank Church, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Frank Church, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons.
  • : Following new legislation in Frank Church, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : Following new legislation in Frank Church, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Frank Church, critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university.
  • : Following new legislation in Frank Church, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in Frank Church, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.

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