The State of Francis Morrison is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.795 billion Francis Morrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.

The all-consuming Francis Morrisonian economy, worth 998 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 41,952 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and the government is avowedly atheist. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Francis Morrison's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Francis Morrison is ranked 256,630^th in the world and 3^rd in Nouakchott for Lowest Crime Rates, with 48.37 law-abiding acts per hour.