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Highest Crime Rates: 3,393rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,975th Most Pro-Market: 6,625th
The Empire of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Indivisibiliter ac Inseparabiliter
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Francis Joseph I

Population623 million

Currencykrone
Animaleagle

The Empire of Francis Joseph I is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 623 million Austrians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Austrian economy, worth 44.9 trillion kroner a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 72,140 kroner, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 355,242 per year while the poor average 8,357, a ratio of 42.5 to 1.

The military struggles with recruitment, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, and bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination". Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Francis Joseph I's national animal is the eagle.

Francis Joseph I is ranked 150,297th in the world and 7,575th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 6.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Highest Crime Rates: 3,393rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,975thMost Pro-Market: 6,625thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,398thMost Armed: 7,455thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,801stTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,188thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,315thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,639th
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Highest Crime Rates: 127th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 197th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 246th in the regionMost Armed: 259th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 265th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 366th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 463rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 529th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 530th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Francis Joseph I, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
  • : Following new legislation in Francis Joseph I, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • : Following new legislation in Francis Joseph I, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Francis Joseph I was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Francis Joseph I was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Francis Joseph I, the military struggles with recruitment.
  • : Francis Joseph I was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Francis Joseph I, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Francis Joseph I, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Francis Joseph I, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.

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