The Kingdom of Framaesland is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Justin Hessen with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 936 million Framaesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kurtmannski. The average income tax rate is 8.6%.

The Framaesian economy, worth 61.3 trillion Framaesian Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,453 Framaesian Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, the government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, and the Federal Council of Framaesland has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Framaesland's national animal is the Framaesian moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Framaesland is ranked 138,744^th in the world and 2^nd in Svenish puppet storage region for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,228.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.