Population | 6.842 billion |
Currency | Evil Dollar |
Animal | Dodo |
The Republic of Fraizsheria is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.842 billion Fraizsherians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fraizsherian economy, worth a remarkable 1,953 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 285,582 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Fraizsherian Liberator", business is banging at no-tell motels, and prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fraizsheria's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Fraizsheria is ranked 5,351st in the world and 66th in Worlds of Colors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.92 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fraizsheria, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are.
- : Following new legislation in Fraizsheria, business is banging at no-tell motels.
- : Fraizsheria was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Fraizsheria, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Fraizsherian Liberator".
- : Following new legislation in Fraizsheria, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
- : Following new legislation in Fraizsheria, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears.
- : Following new legislation in Fraizsheria, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Fraizsheria, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Fraizsherian Embarrassments.
- : Following new legislation in Fraizsheria, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
- : Following new legislation in Fraizsheria, cities in Fraizsheria declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.