The Queendom of FPC019 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.847 billion FPC019ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.

The powerhouse FPC019ian economy, worth 138 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 74,949 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness, lavish state dinners in FPC019 City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FPC019's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

FPC019 is ranked 77,320^th in the world and 12^th in Golden Acres for Largest Governments, scoring 18.68 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.