The Kingdom of Foxymonia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 612 million Foxymonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Foxymonian economy, worth 26.9 trillion fox dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,942 fox dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,861 per year while the poor average 2,710, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Foxymonia's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Foxymonia is ranked 286,468^th in the world and 19^th in Foxtopia for Most Conservative, scoring 26 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.