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Highest Crime Rates: 3,695thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,517th
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Forty Seven Dictators

Population344 million


Currencynuclear missile
Animalfail snail

The Holy Empire of Forty Seven Dictators is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ban on automobiles, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 344 million Forty Seven Dictatorsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gondor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.6%.

The Forty Seven Dictatorsian economy, worth 17.4 trillion nuclear missiles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Gambling, Retail, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,604 nuclear missiles, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Gondor, and government policies change at the drop of a rabbit. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Forty Seven Dictators's national animal is the fail snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Forty Seven Dictators is ranked 9,842nd in the world and 444th in Osiris for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 57.85 Whatever.

Highest Crime Rates: 3,695thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,517thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,664thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,593rdMost Primitive: 7,076thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,842ndMost Influential: 11,532ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 13,499thMost Devout: 22,783rdLargest Welfare Programs: 24,157thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,237th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 145th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 199th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 202nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 235th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 236th in the regionMost Primitive: 308th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 444th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 810th in the region

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