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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,170thMost Patriotic: 8,811thMost Devout: 11,321st
The Headquarters of
Father Knows Best State
Vampire hunters or something in the old fort
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Fort Dawnguard

Population3.497 billion

Currencykwacha
Animaldragon

The Headquarters of Fort Dawnguard is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.497 billion Fort Dawnguardians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fort Dawnguardian economy, worth 413 trillion kwachas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 118,201 kwachas, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, government spending has hit an all-time low, and suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fort Dawnguard's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fort Dawnguard is ranked 17,442nd in the world and 47th in Herta Space Station for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 82.78 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,170thMost Patriotic: 8,811thMost Devout: 11,321stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,939thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 17,442ndMost Inclusive: 17,459thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,442ndMost Developed: 23,080thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,251stLargest Governments: 24,536thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,704thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,529thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,981stLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,145thMost Efficient Economies: 29,290thLargest Retail Industry: 30,095thLargest Welfare Programs: 30,420thLowest Crime Rates: 30,449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 32,153rdMost Corrupt Governments: 32,195thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33,647th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionMost Inclusive: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 85th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 113th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 118th in the regionMost Stationary: 140th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 149th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 180th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 189th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fort Dawnguard, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Fort Dawnguard, government spending has hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Fort Dawnguard, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Fort Dawnguard was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Fort Dawnguard, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Fort Dawnguard, smoking is banned in public areas.
  • : Fort Dawnguard was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Fort Dawnguard, the average video game can be completed over lunch break.
  • : Following new legislation in Fort Dawnguard, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
  • : Following new legislation in Fort Dawnguard, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.

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