The Headquarters of Fort Dawnguard is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.497 billion Fort Dawnguardians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Fort Dawnguardian economy, worth 413 trillion kwachas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 118,201 kwachas, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, government spending has hit an all-time low, and suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fort Dawnguard's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Fort Dawnguard is ranked 17,442nd in the world and 47th in Herta Space Station for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 82.78 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Fort Dawnguard, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
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Fort Dawnguard, government spending has hit an all-time low.
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Fort Dawnguard, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
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Fort Dawnguard was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
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Fort Dawnguard, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
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Fort Dawnguard, smoking is banned in public areas.
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Fort Dawnguard was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
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Fort Dawnguard, the average video game can be completed over lunch break.
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Fort Dawnguard, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
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Fort Dawnguard, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.