Former Citizens of the Nimbus System
Population | 13.154 billion |
Capital | the First City |
Leader | Minister for Governance Jade Birch |
Currency | coin |
Animal | robot dog |
The Nexus Wardship of Former Citizens of the Nimbus System is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Minister for Governance Jade Birch with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.154 billion Nimbans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the First City. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nimban economy, worth a remarkable 3,826 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 290,894 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, the official Nimban Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and artists are pillars of society. Crime is totally unknown. Former Citizens of the Nimbus System's national animal is the robot dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Former Citizens of the Nimbus System is ranked 14,350th in the world and 1st in LCRUA for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,576.64 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Former Citizens of the Nimbus System, artists are pillars of society.
- : Following new legislation in
Former Citizens of the Nimbus System, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in
Former Citizens of the Nimbus System, the official Nimban Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- :
Former Citizens of the Nimbus System was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in
Former Citizens of the Nimbus System, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
- : Following new legislation in
Former Citizens of the Nimbus System, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Minister for Governance Jade Birch is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in
Former Citizens of the Nimbus System, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
- : Following new legislation in
Former Citizens of the Nimbus System, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
- : Following new legislation in
Former Citizens of the Nimbus System, card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation.
- : Following new legislation in
Former Citizens of the Nimbus System, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination.