The Republic of Formenor is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ëarendu with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.035 billion Formenoreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altalaire. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Formenorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,445 trillion Laurës a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,487 Laurës, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Formenor's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Formenor is ranked 256,359^th in the world and 7,288^th in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -20.81 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.