The Empire of Forged Great Amphibiland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sato with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.581 billion Forged Great Amphibilandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koufukuron. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Forged Great Amphibilandian economy, worth 79.9 trillion Snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,515 Snails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new one Snail coin also makes a handy throwing-star, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, and builders across Forged Great Amphibiland are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Forged Great Amphibiland's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Forged Great Amphibiland is ranked 8,089^th in the world and 232^nd in Europeia for Most Influential, scoring 7,184 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.