The Empire of Forged Great Amphibiland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sato with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.612 billion Forged Great Amphibilandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Environment, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koufukuron. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Forged Great Amphibilandian economy, worth 405 trillion Snails a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,354 Snails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, and employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Forged Great Amphibiland's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Forged Great Amphibiland is ranked 279,148^th in the world and 1,151^st in Europeia for Nudest, with 41.5 cheeks per square mile.