The Kingdom of Foraldn is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Mortimer III with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.009 billion Foralders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ennington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Foraldnian economy, worth 611 trillion British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 152,655 British Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, parents are legally not allowed to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, the Foraldn Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foraldn's national animal is the Sparrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Foraldn is ranked 15,629^th in the world and 405^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 681.6662304 Days.