The Fabulous Kweendom of Folkvanger is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Josephine with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.696 billion Folkvangerians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malmo. The average income tax rate is 22.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Folkvangerian economy, worth 465 trillion Hacksilvers a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 81,757 Hacksilvers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, Josephine has just been declared ruler of Folkvanger in an international press conference, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise. Crime is well under control. Folkvanger's national animal is the Warg, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Folkvanger is ranked 193,745^th in the world and 7,862^nd in Balder for Safest, scoring 55.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.