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Nudest: 4,688th Largest Retail Industry: 6,657th Fattest Citizens: 6,828th
The Cosy Warmth of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Merry Christmas to you
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos

Population2.108 billion

CapitalIgloo

CurrencyFurry Hood
AnimalSeal

The Cosy Warmth of Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.108 billion Folk Dressed Up Like Eskimos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Welfare, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igloo. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos economy, worth 170 trillion Furry Hoods a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,695 Furry Hoods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', black tea is only available on the black market, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos's national animal is the Seal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos is ranked 158,861st in the world and 80th in Christmas for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.61 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Nudest: 4,688thLargest Retail Industry: 6,657thFattest Citizens: 6,828thLargest Mining Sector: 8,208thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,433rdTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,258thLargest Black Market: 14,021stMost Primitive: 14,363rd
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos, black tea is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'.
  • : Following new legislation in Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • : Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos, an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of Igloo.
  • : Following new legislation in Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos, soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training.
  • : Following new legislation in Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.

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