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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 287thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 583rdMost Advanced Public Education: 649th
The Socialist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I am destined to lead my children to a brighter future
Comrade Catullus Industrius
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Folenz

Population5.265 billion

CapitalUrbs Magnus et Pulcher
LeaderComrade Catullus Industrius
Faithsocialist realism

Currencydinar
AnimalDachshund

The Socialist Republic of Folenz is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Catullus Industrius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 5.265 billion Folenzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbs Magnus et Pulcher. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Folenzian economy, worth 650 trillion dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 123,497 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police, the fate of the world literally rests on Comrade Catullus Industrius's fingers, and the Folenzian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Folenz's national animal is the Dachshund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is socialist realism.

Folenz is ranked 649th in the world and 28th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 27,112.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 287thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 583rdMost Advanced Public Education: 649thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 957thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,191stBest Weather: 1,339thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,446thMost Secular: 1,575thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,710thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,001stMost Pacifist: 2,165thTop
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Most Influential: 2,590thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,004thMost Cultured: 3,321stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,348thLowest Crime Rates: 3,589thMost Developed: 3,797thLargest Governments: 3,975thHealthiest Citizens: 4,123rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,286thMost Authoritarian: 4,610thNicest Citizens: 6,212thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,574thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,512thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,280thSmartest Citizens: 10,974thMost Conservative: 11,216thTop
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Safest: 13,041stMost Inclusive: 13,912thMost Efficient Economies: 15,714thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,615thMost Extreme: 19,332ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,055thMost Income Equality: 23,087th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 60th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 90th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 90th in the regionMost Secular: 95th in the regionBest Weather: 96th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 132nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 164th in the regionMost Cultured: 168th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 188th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 190th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 191st in the regionLargest Governments: 213th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 228th in the regionMost Developed: 235th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 255th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 271st in the regionMost Extreme: 300th in the regionNicest Citizens: 339th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 400th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 469th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 560th in the regionMost Conservative: 568th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 602nd in the regionSafest: 740th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 805th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 813th in the regionMost Inclusive: 828th in the regionMost Influential: 871st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 990th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Folenz was endorsed by The Federation of Defense For The World Assembly.
  • : Folenz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Following new legislation in Folenz, the Folenzian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...".
  • : Following new legislation in Folenz, the fate of the world literally rests on Comrade Catullus Industrius's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Folenz, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police.
  • : Following new legislation in Folenz, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Folenz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Following new legislation in Folenz, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Folenz, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
  • : Following new legislation in Folenz, there is a law against "filthy foreign food".

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