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Largest Insurance Industry: 5,567thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,545thFattest Citizens: 9,945th
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Foehn Paramilitary Regions

Population5.406 billion


Currencykromer wait wrong game how

The Regime of the Bayonets of Foehn Paramilitary Regions is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Yunru with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.406 billion militants are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bethel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The powerhouse militant economy, worth 460 trillion kromer wait wrong game hows a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 85,123 kromer wait wrong game hows, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 417,856 per year while the poor average 9,922, a ratio of 42.1 to 1.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foehn Paramilitary Regions's national animal is the machine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Foehn Paramilitary Regions is ranked 257,381st in the world and 4th in Standardly Uniformed Shenanigans for Most Devout, with 6.83 prayers per hour.

Largest Insurance Industry: 5,567thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,545thFattest Citizens: 9,945thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,812thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,779thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,259thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,989thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,395thMost Patriotic: 22,093rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,101stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,906thMost Secular: 26,633rd

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