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Largest Insurance Industry: 5,187thFattest Citizens: 7,553rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,110th
The Armed Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
The true enemy is still hiding in the shadows.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Foehn Paramilitary Regions

Population69 million


The Armed Republic of Foehn Paramilitary Regions is a large, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 69 million militants are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong militant economy, worth 4.22 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,151 credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,104 per year while the poor average 8,442, a ratio of 32.5 to 1.

The government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine, excessive gerrymandering has earned Foehn Paramilitary Regions the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship', weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, and the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins. Crime is moderate. Foehn Paramilitary Regions's national animal is the machine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Foehn Paramilitary Regions is ranked 127,949th in the world and 6th in The Church of Yesnt for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 1,878.81 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 5,187thFattest Citizens: 7,553rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,110thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,730thMost Pro-Market: 17,425thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,669thMost Patriotic: 22,053rd
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

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