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Most Authoritarian: 183rdMost Conservative: 281stMost Extreme: 782nd
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FNF Sarvente

Population523 million


The Holy Empire of FNF Sarvente is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 523 million Sarventians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Sarventian economy, worth 3.36 trillion Crosseses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 6,431 Crosseses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime, judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FNF Sarvente's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

FNF Sarvente is ranked 234,336th in the world and 10,864th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 402.57 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most Authoritarian: 183rdMost Conservative: 281stMost Extreme: 782ndMost Income Equality: 810thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,806thTop
Safest: 14,113thMost Pacifist: 16,163rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,630thMost Devout: 22,443rd
Most Conservative: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 34th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 397th in the regionTop
Safest: 761st in the regionMost Devout: 784th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 786th in the regionMost Pacifist: 883rd in the region

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