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Most Valuable International Artwork: 836thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,980thBest Weather: 2,463rd
The Toxic air filled land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Be wary of the Sulphurous Seas.
mikeyplease
Influence
Superpower
Governor / Supreme Leader Freddy
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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FNAFia

Population11.183 billion

CapitalCawthon City
Leadermikeyplease
FaithThe Crimson

CurrencyFazcoin
AnimalAnimatronic

The Toxic air filled land of FNAFia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by mikeyplease with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.183 billion FNAFians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cawthon City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient FNAFian economy, worth a remarkable 1,521 trillion Fazcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,022 Fazcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', childhood friends of mikeyplease are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, and children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FNAFia's national animal is the Animatronic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Crimson.

FNAFia is ranked 4,903rd in the world and 1st in FNAF for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.67 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 836thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,980thBest Weather: 2,463rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,302ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,427thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,724thLowest Crime Rates: 4,903rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,595thMost Devout: 6,065thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,109thMost Patriotic: 7,129thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,576thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,000thMost Developed: 8,331stLargest Governments: 8,841stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,606thHealthiest Citizens: 9,907thMost Authoritarian: 11,944thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,907thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,036thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,059thSmartest Citizens: 15,228thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17,453rdMost Stationary: 18,755thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,779thMost Influential: 20,146thMost Conservative: 22,895thHighest Average Incomes: 27,887th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : FNAFia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : FNAFia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : FNAFia lodged a message on the FNAF Regional Message Board.
  • : FNAFia's influence in FNAF fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : FNAFia's influence in FNAF rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : FNAFia lodged a message on the FNAF Regional Message Board.
  • : FNAFia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : FNAFia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : FNAFia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : FNAFia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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