The Nomadic Peoples of Fly in the Ointment Hans is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its lack of airports, fear of technology, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 731 million McClanes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Fly in the Ointment Hansian economy, worth 39.9 trillion Freddy Kreugerrands a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,552 Freddy Kreugerrands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, and McClanes believe manners maketh the leader. Crime is moderate. Fly in the Ointment Hans's national animal is the pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fly in the Ointment Hans is ranked 233,503rd in the world and 844th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Fly in the Ointment Hans, McClanes believe manners maketh the leader.
- : Fly in the Ointment Hans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Fly in the Ointment Hans, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Fly in the Ointment Hans, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
- : Following new legislation in Fly in the Ointment Hans, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
- : Following new legislation in Fly in the Ointment Hans, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor.
- : Following new legislation in Fly in the Ointment Hans, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
- : Following new legislation in Fly in the Ointment Hans, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Fly in the Ointment Hans City's playgrounds.
- : Fly in the Ointment Hans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed, Most Avoided, and Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Fly in the Ointment Hans, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
