The Federated Principality of Fluvannia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Crown Prince Michael with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.684 billion Fluvannians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oshkosh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fluvannian economy, worth 695 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,494 Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 512,956 per year while the poor average 31,439, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

The government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluvannia's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fluvannia is ranked 162,203^rd in the world and 151^st in Federation of Conservative Nations for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -11 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.