by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 1,920thLargest Retail Industry: 3,072ndMost Influential: 5,903rd
The Federated Principality of
Corporate Bordello
Ex Fortitudine Pax
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population4.684 billion

LeaderCrown Prince Michael


The Federated Principality of Fluvannia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Crown Prince Michael with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.684 billion Fluvannians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oshkosh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fluvannian economy, worth 695 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,494 Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 512,956 per year while the poor average 31,439, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

The government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluvannia's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fluvannia is ranked 162,203rd in the world and 151st in Federation of Conservative Nations for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -11 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Rudest Citizens: 1,920thLargest Retail Industry: 3,072ndMost Influential: 5,903rdFattest Citizens: 6,072ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,382ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,721stLargest Mining Sector: 6,744thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,889thMost Devout: 8,745thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,088thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,491stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,495thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,045thMost Cultured: 12,602ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,619thHighest Average Incomes: 13,677thSmartest Citizens: 14,606thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,994th
Most Stationary: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the region

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